What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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