What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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