- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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