- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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