Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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