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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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