- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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