Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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