- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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