Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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