- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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