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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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