- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

someone called someone else a frog

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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