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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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