- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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