A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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