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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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