- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

someone called someone else a frog

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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