- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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