- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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