- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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