- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

eh

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor