- Anti Joke

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.