Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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