Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...