Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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hey justin

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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