What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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miha kako si?

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

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