- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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