Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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