q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I'm Coming

i wonder who made this website? a human

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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