i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

In soviet Russia...things are different

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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