- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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