- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

European on my shoes, buddy.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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