- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

every knight i see an owl at window

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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