Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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