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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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