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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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