Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

batman has diarrhea

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

YOLO You only like Oreos

Anti Joke

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