i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Pickles

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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