What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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