Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Are you gay. No. Ok.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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