- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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