Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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