Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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