What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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