In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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