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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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