Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Men's rights

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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