what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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