A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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were you expecting a joke

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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