Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

white or wheat? wheat please.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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