- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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