Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

SHUT UP JP

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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