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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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