What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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