Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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