- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

the lemon was sweet.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

the WNBA.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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