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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

One, two, three, four and five

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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