- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why did you poop because you are a poop

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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