- Anti Joke

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.