- Anti Joke

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25