- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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