An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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