Why? Because.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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