- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Good job, son.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats worse than suicide? death

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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