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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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