- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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