Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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