- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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