- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

an american walks out of a strip club.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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