- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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