Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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