- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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