Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A pope meets another one

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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kk

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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