- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

You were born.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

im @ work, LOL.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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