What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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