- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

penis. nuff said.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

your face

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Balls

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