Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

an emo girl walked into a white room

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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