- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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