- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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