- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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