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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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