- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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