- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

mexicans fishing

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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