It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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