- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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