- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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