- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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