- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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