Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Your Mom The End.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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