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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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