- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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