Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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