What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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gay pom...

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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