- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

can you pass the soap?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Serbian Film

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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