Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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