- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

96

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Get on the boat.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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