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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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