- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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