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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

asians have slitted eyes lol

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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