whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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sadf

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

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