- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mikey is cute

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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