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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

God is real.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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