What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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I'm hungry.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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