Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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