Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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