- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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