Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Tall asians

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