What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

womens rights.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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