- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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