- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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