How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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