- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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