What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Neither have I

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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No soup for you!

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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