- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Everybody will die

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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