XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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