- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

school homewrok

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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