- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Obama lin Baden.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

whats green and slimy? green slim

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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